I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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